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You put smoked turkey in your collard greens instead of pork.
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Well, that's kind of tough. I'd put any type of meat in my collard greens.
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You avoid eating soul food, but make an exception on Thanksgiving.
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I'm not tryna get diabetes, high cholestoral and a heart attack.
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You think people should stop giving their children “urban” or “ethnic” names.
You think that young kids today need to pull up their pants and wear clothes that fit.
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I want my people to get jobs.
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You avoid places that “certain types” of black people frequent.
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I ain't tryna get robbed or shot, even though I do anyway.
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You drink only non-dairy milk (almond, soy, etc.).
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Lactoid >
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You refuse to do the wobble or the Electric Slide at your family reunion.
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AHA, Good luck tryna rvsp that.
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You think the second Aunt Viv was better than the first one.
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No one thought Light Viv was better than Dark Viv.
You checked off 17 out of 100 on this list!
You’re aware of your bougie propensities and are able to turn it on and off to your advantage.
