This is how scared I am of insects. I came to Sweden recently and I'm not used to summer insects.
*I open the window - it's almost summer anyway!*
*I gets into bed*
*3 minutes later a horsefly comes in*
*I freeze*
*I wait for it to get out*
*It doesn't*
*It gets nearer*
*I cover myself with the blanket*
*It hovers over me for like 3 minutes and I could hear it, I couldn't breathe evenly*
*It feels like 6 hours, worse than the excorsicsiistitist (sp?) movie*
*Horsefly goes away*
*Spends another 4 minutes or so flying around the room*
*At this point I'm sweating under the blanket*
*I stop hearing it's noise, peek out, it's gone*
*I run to shut the window and never to open it ever again*