/looks at the accounts twitter recommends i follow
/sees one guy's description is "I cheated on my ex-boyfriend several times. Keep this in mind before you talk to me."
this bothers me so much...like, he's so obviously not actually sorry, he's just trying to look like he is and get positive attention for it
Tell me how many times in your life
Will you get an opportunity like this tonight?
Tell me a little somethin' about you
Here's a little somethin' about me
I got a house in Capri and my own G4
And that Benz with the doors that lift up from the floor
At the end of the night
Girls just wanna have fun
Hair swinging in the air
Show 'em, show 'em what you working with
At the end of the night
Girls just wanna have fun
'Cause we don't really care, we don't really care
Girls just wanna have fun
Man, I ain't got no luck with these concerts. I'm going to Minnesota in August and literally no one I want to see is visiting the Upper Midwest before the 24th when I leave.
And when a string of dates gets announced the closest cities have shows in either in July or September. It's a conspiracy.
It's a conspiracy.