I legit screamed at the title. I'm a mess tho.
TheSwissMan (or something) a Hive member writes he longest essays about anything Beyonce

You say that her hair was bad that day and he will write you a 50 page report on how that wasn't Bey's fault and how upset she was but still delivered a performance that would put all our faves together in a pit of shame.
I lose my kiiis with this guy

he's ruthless.