my mom on top of my neighbor

last night's was wild

my stepfather threatened to kill me - he shot me like 5 times and then i saw this weird red fox flying in my yard... i was at a random beach house and my neigborhood seemed abandoned and poor. everything was so confusing.

A few months ago (at the peak of the trend) I had a dream that I was walking by a magazine stand, and all the tabloids had the headline "Britney is looking 16!!!"

i still remember 2 dreams from when i was a young kid. one of them terrified me, another was just plain weird and i cried when i woke up. i cant remember much about them, just one simple thing. i can never understand how people can so vividly describe their past dreams. i forget my dreams within an hour of waking up, but i have crazy dreams every night i feel.

I was standing in this white room that seemed to have no end and out of nowhere, dinosaurs just started walking by me and I screamed for what seemed to be hours

That I was pregnant and I gave birth to a ravioli at a carnival,

i had dream once where a lion stood on two legs was my waiter (with a fancy vest and everything) and served my pasta with slices of cucumber and for some reason i cried for joy?

i had another dream where i was in my elementary school cafeteria (i was really young for this), and all of a sudden a teacher walks into the cafeteria with Mickey Mouse (from like Disney World, a masked one) and is all introducing him to us like it's all fun, and then at some point he starts chasing me around the cafeteria and manages to bite me

idk sometimes i'd have bizarre dreams that were impossible to forget certain instances. like some of them are so random i can't not remember them. nowadays i'll just have a dream that doesn't really hold specific value in context so i guess i just forget about it whenever i can't write it down.

Back in high-school I had a dream I was sleeping with by English teacher. It started off with us driving down this long black road and then he drove off a dead end and we crashed into the water. But for some reason We weevil with that We sunk to the bottom and we magically appeared in my high-school. We were like in a cult or something and we had to sacrifice someone and my English teacher volunteered himself. I started crying and he told me to shoot him, so I did. The auditorium we were in began to flood with water and my and everyone else ran out. The thing is my English had already been deceased when I had this for about a year.

About me being in the ICU and I really went there the following day.

I was in a room with no doors/windows and in the corner of this room was BTW Gaga and she whispered my name, I went to her and she turned around and said "the exit is within yourself" then I woke up. That was around the time I was going through rough **** so it was some type of subliminal message I think

Break free sis, do not confine yourself. You were born this way

That I was in a music scene on Sesame Street

me having straight sex can't think of anything else

any others?

I have two recurring dreams.

One is about snakes. They're completely covering the bedroom floor and then my bed kind of dissolves into snakes and I'm basically engulfed in them.

The other is really, really weird. It's about two obnoxiously large pennies (a king and a queen) speaking at a podium to an army of smaller pennies. And like the king penny is a total asshole with a booming voice and the queen penny had a glittery staff and I don't even know it's weird.

I've only had that one three teams though. The snake one I have about once a year.

i remember this dream from when i was a child there was a small house in my backyard and haft of it was in the ground and when i went to look in it i saw crazy aliens and i ran to my house and they followed me