Once my mom was out and I was so happy to have the house all for myself, anyway, I took my moms red lipstick and wrote on the mirror: I am alone I have no one. But my mom forgot something and she came back and went straight to the bathroom
She cried for days. I wasnt being serious though.
Another time I felt sick so I farted AND ******* my pants at the same time and my girlfriend was walking behind me, imagine
