I just called my cat 'flea-ridden chanteuse'

I will be forever alone

hey

I hate when I'm kept waiting at appointments

WAIIIT , don't tell me you're aidan ...



don't say that , you just haven't met the right person yet , I'm single and not ready to mingle anytime soon yet I'm fine , but I agree having a significant other is cute but it's not the end of the world if you don't have one

I like your name as it is tbh

Yeah I am

Is there such thing as a non-awkward mustache?

well DAMN , atleast leave a trace on your profile so people can know it's you , I had no idea

true , unless you're manly as **** , you can't pull a mustache

nnnnnn alex and sierra's new single would have been cute if it was more alex

Ugh. Domino's is having a sale on Large 2-Topping Pizza's.

It is testing my willpower

I hate two faced people. I mean, I can see right through this person and she tries and acts all nice to me. Gurl just stop