Jay Z looks like he has a huge D. Beyst's puss must be huge and loose. I also think Jay's D is the reason Bey's hips are so wide. The constant ramming with that huge D has widened her hips.
Just when I thought she couldn't possibly sink any lower
The MJH performance . When she had the chair around her neck . That was the perfect opportunity to kill her and get away with it. One of her dancers should have snuck up behind her and PULLED the chair from behind, strangling her with it.
No one in the audience would have suspected a thing. Think about it:
As she's choking, her eyes ***** and her face contorts into a hideous grimace. That's how she usually looks!
As the air runs out of her lungs, she lets out a loud scream, wheezing and gasping. That's how she usually sings!
As her circulation is cut off, she flails awkwardly around the stage. That's how she usually performs!
Finally, she vomits a stream of blood onstage (that's what she usually does in her shows!), collapses (blame it on a broken hip!) and dies (blame it on an overdose!).
Just when I thought she couldn't possibly sink any lower
The MJH performance . When she had the chair around her neck . That was the perfect opportunity to kill her and get away with it. One of her dancers should have snuck up behind her and PULLED the chair from behind, strangling her with it.
No one in the audience would have suspected a thing. Think about it:
As she's choking, her eyes ***** and her face contorts into a hideous grimace. That's how she usually looks!
As the air runs out of her lungs, she lets out a loud scream, wheezing and gasping. That's how she usually sings!
As her circulation is cut off, she flails awkwardly around the stage. That's how she usually performs!
Finally, she vomits a stream of blood onstage (that's what she usually does in her shows!), collapses (blame it on a broken hip!) and dies (blame it on an overdose!).
Just when I thought she couldn't possibly sink any lower
The MJH performance . When she had the chair around her neck . That was the perfect opportunity to kill her and get away with it. One of her dancers should have snuck up behind her and PULLED the chair from behind, strangling her with it.
No one in the audience would have suspected a thing. Think about it:
As she's choking, her eyes ***** and her face contorts into a hideous grimace. That's how she usually looks!
As the air runs out of her lungs, she lets out a loud scream, wheezing and gasping. That's how she usually sings!
As her circulation is cut off, she flails awkwardly around the stage. That's how she usually performs!
Finally, she vomits a stream of blood onstage (that's what she usually does in her shows!), collapses (blame it on a broken hip!) and dies (blame it on an overdose!).
There you have it. A perfect murder.
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Originally posted by Nicole
And omg @ the Krappy Perry show . The embarrassing cat theme. The dancers dressed up as sardines, fish bowls and balls of yarn. Her cheap catsuit. The way she tries to mask her complete lack of talent by doing everything with a "oh I'm just having fun, this isn't supposed to be serious!" wink. No wonder she couldn't sell out her first show despite being in her prime.
The fact that the post that got Nicole banned was about the madonna stans clinging to Katy Perry and 20 days later Madonna does a photo shoot with katy and they've recorded a song together
And omg @ the Krappy Perry show . The embarrassing cat theme. The dancers dressed up as sardines, fish bowls and balls of yarn. Her cheap catsuit. The way she tries to mask her complete lack of talent by doing everything with a "oh I'm just having fun, this isn't supposed to be serious!" wink. No wonder she couldn't sell out her first show despite being in her prime.
Ohh my husband and father of my kids in bed with the legendary Julianne Moore
4x platinum
You Belong With Me
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
3x platinum
Our Song
Teardrops On My Guitar
2x platinum
Mine
Mean
22
White Horse
Platinum
Tim McGraw
Picture To Burn
Should've Said No
Fifteen
Fearless
Forever and Always
Today Was A Fairytale
Back To December
Sparks Fly
Safe and Sound
Eyes Open
Ours
Both of Us
Begin Again
Red
Highway Don't Care
Gold
I'm Only Me When I'm With You
You're Not Sorry
Change
Hey Stephen
Half of My Heart
Crazier
Speak Now
The Story of Us
Everything Has Changed
Ronan
When will the other girls have their album tracks certified?