Just when I thought she couldn't possibly sink any lower
The MJH performance . When she had the chair around her neck . That was the perfect opportunity to kill her and get away with it. One of her dancers should have snuck up behind her and PULLED the chair from behind, strangling her with it.
No one in the audience would have suspected a thing. Think about it:
As she's choking, her eyes ***** and her face contorts into a hideous grimace. That's how she usually looks!
As the air runs out of her lungs, she lets out a loud scream, wheezing and gasping. That's how she usually sings!
As her circulation is cut off, she flails awkwardly around the stage. That's how she usually performs!
Finally, she vomits a stream of blood onstage (that's what she usually does in her shows!), collapses (blame it on a broken hip!) and dies (blame it on an overdose!).
There you have it. A perfect murder.
I'd protest this if I wasn't so deeply offended by what she did to MJH
And omg @ the Krappy Perry show . The embarrassing cat theme. The dancers dressed up as sardines, fish bowls and balls of yarn. Her cheap catsuit. The way she tries to mask her complete lack of talent by doing everything with a "oh I'm just having fun, this isn't supposed to be serious!" wink. No wonder she couldn't sell out her first show despite being in her prime.
And omg @ the Krappy Perry show . The embarrassing cat theme. The dancers dressed up as sardines, fish bowls and balls of yarn. Her cheap catsuit. The way she tries to mask her complete lack of talent by doing everything with a "oh I'm just having fun, this isn't supposed to be serious!" wink. No wonder she couldn't sell out her first show despite being in her prime.
Did you see the segment where she played Vogue in that horrid outfit?
As she's choking, her eyes ***** and her face contorts into a hideous grimace. That's how she usually looks!
As the air runs out of her lungs, she lets out a loud scream, wheezing and gasping. That's how she usually sings!
As her circulation is cut off, she flails awkwardly around the stage. That's how she usually performs!
Finally, she vomits a stream of blood onstage (that's what she usually does in her shows!), collapses (blame it on a broken hip!) and dies (blame it on an overdose!).
Just when I thought she couldn't possibly sink any lower
The MJH performance . When she had the chair around her neck . That was the perfect opportunity to kill her and get away with it. One of her dancers should have snuck up behind her and PULLED the chair from behind, strangling her with it.
No one in the audience would have suspected a thing. Think about it:
As she's choking, her eyes ***** and her face contorts into a hideous grimace. That's how she usually looks!
As the air runs out of her lungs, she lets out a loud scream, wheezing and gasping. That's how she usually sings!
As her circulation is cut off, she flails awkwardly around the stage. That's how she usually performs!
Finally, she vomits a stream of blood onstage (that's what she usually does in her shows!), collapses (blame it on a broken hip!) and dies (blame it on an overdose!).
. When she had the chair around her neck 
. That was the perfect opportunity to kill her and get away with it. One of her dancers should have snuck up behind her and PULLED the chair from behind, strangling her with it. 
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Poor Teen Fad.