eg. I'll be looking at No Doubt pics and see how hot Tony and Adrian are, and then suddenly think, wait... these guys are older than my dad
Or I'll be defending Björk or Gwen or something, or praising Gwen's amazing legs (

), and I'll realize it's kind of weird to devote myself to middle-aged women with their own kids, old enough (or older) to be my mother

But then I think of Gaga as more of a big sister or something
idk this post makes sense or if I'm over-thinking it but w/e bye
