Britney Spears may have been in the building, but the Pop Princess didn’t show off her moves during Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards.
Any music show that does not feature a Britney Spears performance is obviously a crime, but it’s especially egregious when the award show is in Las Vegas, where the living legend currently has a residency. Oh, she also was there, in the building. She literally had nothing better to do.
This is made all the worse when you consider that the show promoted a “special appearance” by the artist, which ended up meaning a two-second blip in a package about how great J.Lo is. The world is an unjust place.
Katy Perry wore an awful bodysuit
The aggressively ugly nude suit was emblazoned with a plethora of tackiness including a smiling balloon distastefully placed over each breast. Oh yeah, she also had green hair.
Shakira needs lip sync lessons
Not even bothering to record a live vocal track, Shakira appeared to sloppily lip sync her way through what sounded to be the straight-off-the-album studio version of her latest single.
John Lennon rolled over in his grave
Miley Cyrus performed “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.” No, really, this happened.
Britney Spears may have been in the building, but the Pop Princess didn’t show off her moves during Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards.
Any music show that does not feature a Britney Spears performance is obviously a crime, but it’s especially egregious when the award show is in Las Vegas, where the living legend currently has a residency. Oh, she also was there, in the building. She literally had nothing better to do.
This is made all the worse when you consider that the show promoted a “special appearance” by the artist, which ended up meaning a two-second blip in a package about how great J.Lo is. The world is an unjust place.
Any music show that does not feature a Britney Spears performance is obviously a crime, but it’s especially egregious when the award show is in Las Vegas, where the living legend currently has a residency.
Any music show that does not feature a Britney Spears performance is obviously a crime, but it’s especially egregious when the award show is in Las Vegas, where the living legend currently has a residency. Oh, she also was there, in the building. She literally had nothing better to do.
The praise
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Not even bothering to record a live vocal track, Shakira appeared to sloppily lip sync her way through what sounded to be the straight-off-the-album studio version of her latest single.
Shakira didn't even lip-synced. They tried though.
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John Lennon rolled over in his grave
Miley Cyrus performed “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.” No, really, this happened.
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The celebrity with the most screen time was Kelly Rowland
She appeared in advertisements for Chevrolet approximately 93,808 times. This was far too often for anyone to be exposed to budget Beyoncé.
I guess it's a compliment since her vocals are on point yesterday! 
