I'll start. Nobody knows I poisoned my cousin. She used to bully me for years so I dealt with ha

I don't have one to be honest.

I moonlight as a government secret agent, stopping terrorists and possible national security threats with a prototype-experimental chip infused with infinite national information implanted in my brain.

btw, this means I have to kill all of you now that you guys know.

I'm secretly asexual. I reproduce by budding a la spongebob.

I'm immortal.





I don't think I have any secrets... Can that be my secret?

I have a secret brother in Australia.

Is anybody even going to try to take this thread seriously?

I wonder who

I know sis, I am so thirsty to know some juicy secrets

I'm actually a wizard. Holla from Hogwarts!

tell Dumbledore I'm coming after that bitch for not sending me my letter.

I have an ATRL account

Already on the same path as the high school confessions thread.

I live in a pineapple under the sea

I don't wanna go back to college after several years of college & 1 AS. degree, I still have zero clue what I wanna do with my life & I've suffered from clinical depressed for 10 years

These 3 things might be related

I like to strip

I hooked up with two different married dudes while I was underage

I'm actually a celebrity