My mom would be the first person to start an Aretha Franklin base and my dad would get permabanned on the first day for asking "who?"in every thread in Celebria and asking if Gaga is a gay man
Hell, my mom barely even knows how to use Twitter and all you have to do is type and click a button. I don't know if she'd even be aware of how to make a first post. If she traveled around a few threads, she'd likely be traumatized anyways and never return. She'd stan for Barry Manilow, Celine Dion, P!nk and Pitbull tho.
My mom would go in every Gaga thread saying "she looks fat" and drag Bey every chance she got, my dad would be a constant poster in the Miley base and he'd start a base for every 80's artist ever
My Mom would be banned for dragging all the pop girls in seconds.
She'd probably quote my posts with if I dragged someone but idk what she'd say about the amount of time I'm on here ant the fact that 90% of us are ghey.