Serving Dee Dee realtnesstT.

**** you and everything you stand for.

What's Black and doesn't work?
Steve Jobs' pancreas


I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night...I wanted my first time to be special

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two songs?

Jose and Hose B

No racist jokes remember? But that joke

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Saying 'Guns don't kill people, bullets do,' is like me saying 'I've never raped anyone, buy my penis has.'

What would men do without women?
Probably just train another animal



Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday

Why isn't Superman good in bed?
Because he's faster than a speeding bullet.

How do you make a lemon orgasm ?
Tickle its citirus.

How do we know Princess Diana didn't have dandruff ?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's blue and screws grannies ?
Pneumonia.

This is just dark…

What's the worst part of getting locked out of your car in front of an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.

pffft unique

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?



nothing

let me just find a seat smh

what's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

a paraplegic after a house fire

Some of these aren't terrible, they're just MEAN.

When does an atheist get presents?

On his birthday.

This thread.

The first post

Some of the jokes are just