If you run out of Insults, feel free to check this site out!

http://www.insult-o-matic.com/



The Yo Mama jokes are funny XD! So if you are fighting with someone in the NHB's, feel free to use this site

LMAO yes it was a better idea to bring it here rather than spamming the NHB thread. That site is hilarious.

Yo momma's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her

Ok, let's do it here then.

Some redneck comebacks


Git off mah land, you tobacco spittin' hillbilly ... Well, sub-divide me and kentucky-fry me!.

Git mah gun, you buck-toothed redneck ... You is like a booger that you can't thump off!.

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style, you illiterate critter ... Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

This'll jar your preserves, you tobacco spittin' trailer trash ... Well, sub-divide me and kentucky-fry me!.

Git off mah land, you lard eatin redneck ... You is like a booger that you can't thump off!.

Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on..

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections..

I love this site

Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof..

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen..
The yo mama's are the best

Yo momma's so scaly she is the child of the the hypocritical dip ****.

rofl, what???

Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book..
OMG I'm about to die here of laughter

ZOMFG!
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died..

Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell..

lol

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change..



My sides hurt! Omg, man they do.

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please.".

Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a **** wagon..

laughing has never hurt so badly

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage..

My sides do really hurt!

I just died
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license..

ROFL

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus..