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zach
Member Since: 7/18/2010
Posts: 29,717
Post #21
Quote:
Originally posted by
Nano
Another article which is about (probably) the same man:
Chris Sevier, Tennessee Man, Suing Apple For Letting Him Access P*rn
So he left his wife for his MacBook?
It's too early for this (and I haven't even gone to bed yet).
lonnie
Member Since: 1/2/2014
Posts: 18,038
Post #22
Quote:
Originally posted by
oop
What? How?
Does he just fold his Macbook so it's shaped like a V and then slide it in there or something?
Bang Up
Member Since: 3/5/2014
Posts: 7,746
Post #23
I don't have a problem with this person marrying his computer, but I do have a problem with him claiming to be a sexual minority and comparing his fetish with that of homosexual marriage.
LMFAO
Member Since: 1/25/2012
Posts: 6,215
Post #24
There are really weird human beings on this earth.
Donquizote
Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 13,434
Post #25
and he has audacity to say people who want to marry ANIMALS AND MACHINES are being treated like 3rd class citizens
Slayley
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Member Since: 2/8/2014
Posts: 23,320
Post #26
how is it always Florida
.:Allen:.
Member Since: 5/14/2007
Posts: 25,912
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ManDown
Member Since: 11/11/2010
Posts: 28,420
Post #28
What happens when your hard drive crashes in a few years (or maybe sooner since you're ****ing it)? Does that make you a widower? Murderer?
ReginaPhalange
Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 12,199
Post #29
And they say gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage
Su-Barbie-A
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Member Since: 3/3/2012
Posts: 13,073
Post #30
The good thing is that this doesn't destroy the santicty of marriage.
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