Originally posted by Tragique

right,
i gotta be up early to mow teh lawn

Originally posted by Starships

Punctuation errors are forgivable. But wtf is the random [ doing?

Originally posted by -brian

I'll take a Starships

Originally posted by Bey_Rihstan

Originally posted by -brian

I'll take a Starships

Originally posted by Gatsby

waiT at me being on everyone's prediction list so far. ff tha judges better not be planning a snub.

Originally posted by Bad Romance

*watches and tapes this from a ladder right by the window*
*cannot touch the window or else an alarm will go off*
*a squirrel goes up the ladder very fast and then goes next to me*
"Oh.. hi little squirrel."
*still balancing on the ladder, and still taping, but getting distracted by the squirrel*
*pets it a little with my finger*
*it gets mad and bites me*
AHH. YOU ****ING BITCH.
*camera bumps into the window a little*
*mylicious & jimmy look at me, knowing im there*
*alarm goes off & all the houseguests wake up, all very mad*
*Matty and a few guards come out*
Matty: 'EVAN.. GET DOWN FROM THERE'
*Matty looks up*
"Oh.. nevermind.. it's not Evan. It's just Bad Romance looking for some sex that he is never going to get."
*Matty & guards laugh*
*comes down from the ladder with camera in hand*
*passes by Matty*
"dick.."

Originally posted by Matty

hehe

Originally posted by Emmy Del Rey

Omg, one day I came home and my gardeners where mowing my front lawn and it was super awk because I had to like get to my front door you know, and they were staring at me because I looked really ****ing cool I guess, and it was awkward opening my door cause I had to dig my keys out of my purse and omg it was like awkward. They kept staring at me, I think they wanted lemonade or somthing cause it was hot and I had a cold drink in my hands.

Originally posted by Starships

1. Your name?
Queen Sarah

2. Where are you from?
West Coast represent, so put yo hands up!


3. Have you ever watched any of the Big Brother TV shows?
I watch random ass episodes on YT before they get taken down


4. How active are you on ATRL? (The game requires a lot of thread activity)
I'm a Games section staple. In 8 months I did what others wish they could do in 8 years.


5. What qualities would you bring to the Big Brother house, what makes your personality unique?
Ratchet. Ghetto. Bitch. Bossy. Dramatic. Delusional. Backstabber. Basically a Sharkeisha


6. Your worst idea of a housemate in the game?
A "i dont know who to vote against " or "why are you so mean?! " kinda bitch. Like. This is a free for all and I ain't gonna be in the free fall. Survival of the fittest. Fight or die!


7. Have you participated in any past Big Brother seasons?
Nope!


8. Finally, is there anything you'd like to tell the judging panel, this is your last chance to convince us to pick you?

You want ratings? You want drama? You want plot twists?
206-ACCEPT-STARSHIPS now

Originally posted by Bey_Rihstan