Have you? Why? For how long?

I got suspended a while back. I was caught drinking wine while we were on a school trip in France. I only had half a glass on the last night (that they knew of ) and it was only wine! Anyway, I got suspended for a couple days, but they threatened to expel me. It was ridiculous seeing as my school has so many drug dealers/users who get caught WEEKLY and get a slap on the wrist at most and don't get threatened to be expelled.

A few of my friends JUST got suspended today because they were drinking on a school trip to a library ( ) and someone ratted them out. They each got suspended for two days and might not be allowed to go to prom. Again, super ridiculous seeing as drug dealers literally get one day of suspension at most, and get caught repeatedly.

So, let's hear it!

Never. I'm a good student

nope

Never.

Nope.

Sooo many damn times can't even count

Sadly, No. I've always wanted to for some strange reason...

No.

I've said basically the same thing to multiple teachers. I never get in trouble for it though.

Humping a tree in 6th grade

No

I had a day of in-school suspension once in 6th grade when my teacher heard me call someone "a hobo" during homeroom (what kind of lame insult ) and he thought I said "homo."

Gyal didn't know what a queen I am, I guess.

In first grade I called my teacher a bitch and got suspended for two days.

Seventh grade my whole computer class got suspended for a week for using formspring and sending mean messages to other students. (I didn't.)

8th grade for trying to stop two of my friends from fighting so I got suspended for a day for being involved or some stupid crap.

9th grade for a day for knowing about a fight and not telling teachers/school staff.

No. My parents would kill me.