Never ever use your brain cells and abuse ATRL slang to the point that your brain cells begin to commit suicide in masses.
If Examiner posts something you agree with, it's legit. If a legit news source posts something, they are biased against your fave.

Don't talk about

-Adele's weight
-Xtina's pitchy vocals & personality
-Beyoncé's pregnancy
-Britney's live performance ability
-Taylor's relationships

!!!!

BeyHive is delusional in every care, even with receipts

drag artist who according to you "appropiate other cultures" when you are a white twink talking like a black female on a forum.

Never ever say your opinion

FFS

DONE

Act dehydrated at all times

Accept that Jessie j is a heterosexual icon/Ex Bisexual/Straight Spokeswoman.
Accept that Rita Ora is a Fashion Icon.
Accept that Lorde is THE teen beauty queen.

You are a twink with very little self esteem and you thirst for the D of untalented & uncharismatic heterosexual douchebags who only post shirtless pictures of themselves?

Congrats, you have found your new home.

Natasha Bedingfield ha impact.

If a song gets a 2M+ update in airplay, it's payola.