Or idk maybe "me and friend at Machu Picchu"

He'd probably mispell Machu Picchu though. "Machoo Pikachu"

concerned for your sarcasm detector mate

He did misspell it as do I. I must be illiterate.

Sad part is that the boy can't even spell the name when you can, while he's actually there and you're behind your computer picking on him when you don't even know him.

Omg well excuse me for not being in a manufactured boy band being worked to the bone for as long as the typical boy band life span allows! but you're the one on your computer thirsting for him when you don't even know him

Took you that long to come up with that sorry excuse of a comeback?
Go back to exhale.

You know you'd jump at the first D in a heartbeat if it were to offer you the chance to be in a "manufactured boy band being worked to the bone for as long as the typical boy band life span allows!"

I stan for music, but I have in fact met him in person and gotten an autograph.