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It's not great but I wouldn't say its terrible.
It just doesn't seem cohesive and it feels like half of it was going somewhere and then they just plopped awhole bunch of tracks to dilute the entire record...Body ache, It should be easy, Tik tik boom, chillin with you,
There are some songs with good lyrics but sound unfinished (i.e. Passenger).
Personal songs:
-Till its gone...dated serving 2001 bonus track Before the goodbye teas but still good.
-Passenger...lyrics are amazing and capture where she is in her life but it is sang horribly. Like, could you blow your nose before getting in the recording booth
-It should be easy...so we are just going to record her while she is underwater. It's basic but radio friendly
-Don't cry...seems like a chapter 2 of criminal but it's amazing
-Brightest morning star is one that creeps up on you. Beautiful
-Now that i found you...great message to capture where she is in life.
-Hold on tight...amazing song but forgettable.
Songs that are dated as hell:
Just slap me in the face and disrespect me why dontcha?
-Tik tik boom sounds like it would have been fresh in 2003 with snoop rapping on it and would have been perfect for her come hither image for In the zone
-Body ache sounds halfway finished and I keep wanting to sing I'll be antiiiiiiiicipating (Anticipating 2001) because you can literally sing that over the chorus.
The irony:
-Work btch...really btch, really
I saw not one performance, basic promo etc.
Just wrong:
-Chillin with Poo- I keep hearing Rihanna's birthday cake beat. It's just disrespectful how tacky it is and corny.
-Perfumes which I call Pee fumes stinking up the place. The 1950s desperation is real. When female anthems are about uplifting and not being desperate about a man she is here for women being desperate knowing her man is cheating and just hoping the other woman smells her perfume. That scent aint stopping the btch from pouncing on your man. Dead at her label deeming this nonsense her career record. Btch please.
That said, it's a certified flop era but at least Work btch is iconic so every era has something iconic about it.
Baby one more time in itself is iconic to include the video.
Oops had MTV VMAs Oops/Satisfaction performance, Oops, Lucky, Stronger etc.
Britney had MTV VMAs, Slave, Not a girl and the underrated Overprotected
In the zone had 2003 MTV VMAs, the entire album, Toxic and Everytime
GHMP: MP
Blackout MTV VMAs for all the wrong reasons, Gimme more, Piece of me, the entire album
Circus: Womanizer, Circus
FF: Till the basic world ends
BJ: Work btch
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