we all know celebs shade eachother and have had multiple shady moments, but what are some shady moments that youve had in real life?

This one time my friend asked if he could borrow my shirt and i told him no because i don't like it when my clothes get stretched and look baggy on me, then he got angry with me for insulating he was fat even though i meant it so innocently, i blame mariah carey for my shadiness

I can't name one specific moment, because they tend to be spontaneous and happen often.

+1

Well, I don't know if it's a shade or more of a drag, I dunno.

Someone I'm friends with, complains they're fat and ugly, when they're not either of those things, I said at least you won't get raped. She didn't understand and I said, girls who are skinny and are 'beautiful' have a higher chance of getting raped than girls that are 'fat and ugly'.

I mean, if a man was going to rape a girl and risk getting caught and sent to prison, you'd would rape someone who looks like a model.

If I was going to steal something, I wouldn't risk getting a jail sentence stealing something that's worth a couple of dollars, I'd steal something that's worth stealing.

She took it as a compliment and said 'well at least I can walk the streets and feel safer, thanks'

My younger sister (she's 15) and I (18) always have a go at each other. Here's one scenario we had in the week:

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Me: Guess where Brandon took me to today..
Sis: where?
Me: to this brand new sushi restuarant on the main road in town.
Sis: this must be a very different type of restuarant...
Me: its the first ****ing sushi restuarant in town b!tch so of course it different.
Sis: No you retard, I mean them being different seeing as they had to bend the rules for you
Me: ....meaning?
Sis: Well, I do recall all the restuarants I went to growing up having a strict no dog policy... Did Brandon at least have you on a leash and an outside table so you don't scare the people.
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She also calls me 'ugly' and a fagg0t (even though I'm a girl) and sticks things in my nose when I'm sleeping...
But that's only because I'm convinced she's an evil b!tch

My friends constantly drag and scalp each other daily.

Goodbye

This boy was trying to make my friend feel like **** for failing a maths test (this boy loves when people fail so he can ridicule them but HATES when people get a higher grade than him), we're all in the same English class & I knew that boy had failed horribly and my friend passed, so when he brought up maths and tried to bring my friend down I brought up English and asked them what they got in the test & he walked away with quickness.

My friends and I were at the bar and whatnot and I saw my one friend talking to this guy who used to be a little too attached to me (as in he asked me to marry him the first day we met and would show up at my apartment unannounced). So I tried to get the hell out of dodge, but my friend spotted me and said 'hey!' I acted like I didn't know him but they followed me out and then I ran! My friend ran too, while the stalker guy yelled 'hey, **** you guys!'

This wasn't to me, but I was on the school bus one time and these two girls were sitting near each other and the one girl turns around and she's like "So Alaina, are you ever going to do anything different with your hair? Like dye it or wash it?"

I cackled.

I've asked my sister the exact same thing already:
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Me: Why don't you do something different with your hair for a change..like wash it?
Sis: Oh? Why don't you die
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I don't know if this is a drag or a shade (or something else)
Once one of my classmates asked me to help him in a school test so I gave him some of the answers, he passed the test. Some weeks later he asked me again for another test but I said no because it was a difficult one and I was sure that I would've done it pretty well so he asked to another random person to move to my bank before I arrived in class. I understood he had used me so when he asked me again I gave him the wrong answers.
I can be very messy sometimes