Messy, just ... messy But slay

I was a good kid in high school, so my freshman year of college I kind of...over adjusted. The most embarassing was my first college house party.

- I was the very definition of a two beer queer. I was wasted. Two red solo cups. Wasted.
- I hit on an equally as drunk girl by saying: "What is a pirates favorite letter? (She said R) That's where your wrong! It is actually the C!" The sober people thought I was weird, because it was weird. I was weird.
- Started bragging that "I don't puke ever." Which was true, but only because I had only drank twice before that.
- Walked outside to pee, tripped over a bench, hit my head, and laid in the front lawn for an hour before my friends noticed I was gone. Some frat bro carried me inside, laid me on the couch, gave me water, and helped me to the bathroom...where I proceeded to puke and everyone laughed. x_____x

I just drink alone now. Much more comfortable for me :P

Perched.

NOOO

I was written up too many times in my university residence last year for binge drinking so I had so sign a contract saying I wouldn't drink for the rest of the year and I'd attend a rehab program Flash forward to this Friday night, I was wasted and ran into the res co-ordinators and they were so unimpressed. Whatever, I don't live on campus anymore

Uhmm...

Y'all should find someone to talk about your alcohol problems

The DJ stopped playing Dark Horse and put the Macarena instead so I started crying and yelled at him that I was gonna hit him. When I was on my way there I suddenly forgot what I was going to do so I kept dancing

It was my first time getting real drunk

too many to tell, once I stole a curtain from a night club... :S

Obviously too many ppl from the States under 21 here.


I always turn into a **** after a few drinks, I swear.