Wait, I got it just now.

The bridge to Monster is sooooo good.

Inspired by Just Dance its holiness

The truth always comes out.

once you go black you never walk back

So Lady NoseWhite is confirmed for ARTrave?

Let me open up stubhub right quick.

No but really, as much as an untalented hack as she is, having a real-life "performance artist" open the tour for ARTPOP makes the most sense. TMB and BTWB though....

gf'd;hbg'dfx the thought of her asking the audience to get naked like gags and pose with a giant ice cube.

I wonder if Gaga acts as a mother and tells starlight that she's so proud of her "performances"

The fact that I have GA tickets and thus will be forced to sit through every agonizing moment of Nosewhite's shrieking and boring dad-rock...

I have that for not one but TWO LA dates.

Y'all can just give me your tickets. I'll suffer in your place

Wait... how can you even afford going to two shows?

I hope Starlight doesn't make it to glasgow. We'll literally show her no mercy

3 more months and it should hit 700k

Ey little managers, report to all those trolls

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Look at 'em dirty rich girls
Look at 'em dirty rich boys
Playing with all their beautiful and dirty dirty rich toys