I was cutting the line at a gay bar, and my str8s were scared that we'd piss people off.i said, 'the worst thing the gays will do to you is throw unsold copies of ARTPOP at you. It was within earshot of a passer-by.
I notice White People look at me when I'm at the store. When I look back at them they smile. White people love me. They think I'm cute and they want to adopt me. I'm playing on moving to LA so I can get kidnapped by Angelina Jolie or Madonna.
I notice White People look at me when I'm at the store. When I look back at them they smile. White people love me. They think I'm cute and they want to adopt me. I'm playing on moving to LA so I can get kidnapped by Angelina Jolie or Madonna.
I've never been laughed at, but every now and then I hear someone say something.
I walked into Hobby Lobby recently and I was walking past two, obviously, gay guys and one of them asked, "Is that him? He's here?" while looking at me. I saw him out of the corner of my eye. I just kept walking though, I was on a mission.
Whenever I walk past females, it's not uncommon for me to hear, "Look how he walks, though."
My co workers always say how I walk like a model, whatever that's supposed to mean. I just walk upright with good posture and a confident attitude.
I don't know, but a girl started giggling at me on the bus bc I was carrying a lot of stuff and I was tired. It was the morning.
But I swear to god I was going to turn around, slap the ****Ing ho to a new dimension and curse her out.
With her curly tampon stained weave and ratchet face symmetry.Who THE hell dyes their hair such a RATCHET looking color and goes out in public looking so busted without even apologizing Bitch, gtfo out of here. You don't know me. I swear, next time I'm carrying something heavy I'm going to side swipe her face so hard so I can hopefully correct her ****ing distorted face symmetry and ugly crooked ass nose. ****ing bitch.
Maybe she was trying to hit on me tho.
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Originally posted by readingrainbro
I was cutting the line at a gay bar, and my str8s were scared that we'd piss people off.i said, 'the worst thing the gays will do to you is throw unsold copies of ARTPOP at you. It was within earshot of a passer-by.
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Originally posted by princedonte
I notice White People look at me when I'm at the store. When I look back at them they smile. White people love me. They think I'm cute and they want to adopt me. I'm playing on moving to LA so I can get kidnapped by Angelina Jolie or Madonna.
Yeah, when I was walking to school. I slipped on Ice and my legs went flying in the air while I yelped The people in the cars driving by started rolling their windows down and laughing while I was laying there all helpless like a turtle on it's back
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The people in the cars driving by started rolling their windows down and laughing while I was laying there all helpless like a turtle on it's back