The Emotional Drunk
The Loud Drunk
The Attention-Seeking Drunk
The Giggly Drunk
The Sexual Drunk
The Dancy Drunk
The Vomity Drunk
The Smoker Drunk
The Sociable Drunk
The Too-Honest Drunk
The Argumentative Drunk
All of these apply to me.

Some more than others, but mostly I dance like there's no tomorrow to every song that comes on (especially the pop classics like Crazy In Love and Toxic), smoke, tell everyone I love them and pour my heart out to them even if I just met them and then try and score. Somewhere in there I cry for 2 minutes and throw up.