Fan Base: Archived: Stand Your Ground (#6) - Page 3395

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Why am I BOPPING to "Bouce" right now?

Chemical X.

Summer by Calvin Harris is a bop, y'all need to let the light in

hairofglory

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicole

Ke$ha is in the recording studio.

"Human Rubik's Cube, get in here!" Dr Luke shouts from his office. He sounds angry. Her heart skips a beat as she reluctantly walks over.

She opens his office door. And never has a chance to duck. A moonman is flying at her. Before she can register that he has HURLED a VMA at her, the moonman strikes her temple. Blood trickles into her eye.

"One week! One ****ing week!" Dr Luke spins his laptop around to show her the world chart. Warrior has fallen off after just one week.

He gets in her face and screams, "Why can't you sell like Katy? Even braindead Britney sells better," tearing the hoop earring out of her lobe.

"I...I'll..I'll do better next time" she stammers, still dazed.

In response, a large slimy loogie lands in her face. "Get out of here, Geometry!"

You should write for South Park

hairofglory

Calvin did Rita so wrong keeping the smash to himself.

Chemical X.

Quote:

Originally posted by Kang.

Ayo SB

What the ****'s good?

We ship platinum, them bitches is shippin' wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish I wish I wish I wish a bitch wooooooooooooooooould

Quote:

Originally posted by BobBertran1992

Madonna should have had Calvin Harris and Avicii, not only the later, her We Found Love would have smashed

her edm could mean anything

Quote:

Originally posted by katyperryismylife

If Birthday is still lurking at the Top 200 by this time next week then it's quite the time to be alarmed tbh.

if birthday flops in any capacity the kats will never hear the end of it

bringhimdowndown

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicole

Ke$ha is in the recording studio.

"Human Rubik's Cube, get in here!" Dr Luke shouts from his office. He sounds angry. Her heart skips a beat as she reluctantly walks over.

She opens his office door. And never has a chance to duck. A moonman is flying at her. Before she can register that he has HURLED a VMA at her, the moonman strikes her temple. Blood trickles into her eye.

"One week! One ****ing week!" Dr Luke spins his laptop around to show her the world chart. Warrior has fallen off after just one week.

He gets in her face and screams, "Why can't you sell like Katy? Even braindead Britney sells better," tearing the hoop earring out of her lobe.

"I...I'll..I'll do better next time" she stammers, still dazed.

In response, a large slimy loogie lands in her face. "Get out of here, Geometry!"

Screaming.

gettsleazy

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicole

He gets in her face and screams, "Why can't you sell like Katy? Even braindead Britney sells better," tearing the hoop earring out of her lobe.

The inaccuracy.

I'd expect better from you.

shayne

I don't know why yall think Birthday will smash in the first place, it's a mediocre song at best and somehow very trashy. I really hope the song can burn the Prism era into ashes, but then again she still has LL and WoA in her pocket.

Oshiish

Quote:

Originally posted by slobro

Poor "Summer"

This is cute too

Let the Summer in!

Oshiish

I'm not feeling Birthday, but to be fair I've only listened to it once(thats more than enough).
I hope it flops

MaoMars

Gwen is coming back. Poor Avril, her last niche audience (Japan) is about to be taken from her.

BobBertran1992

Walking on Air is the smash waiting to happen, gosh, Madonna could have used it so much better, even Mariah at this point

bringhimdowndown

Quote:

Originally posted by slobro

Poor "Summer"

I hate Aviici and wish he would die so the degree to which I like this is baffling. I remember liking the video a lot too even though it was Kelly Clarkson level simple.

SpinThatShhh

The only possible singles Katy has left is LL and WoA.

iheartBrit

I knew Summer by Calvin was a smash the first time I heard it. Rather Be should be a smash too, I have all my friends listening to it now. My power!

ChandlerBing

Birthday will do like Treasure at best. Prepare your paws.

iheartBrit

Quote:

Now at 33, Kanzi can communicate with humans through lexigrams, knows a little sign language (thanks to Koko), is a master tool maker, can beat the first level in Pac-Man and most importantly he knows that marshmallows are extra delicious when you roast them. On the BBC One series Monkey Planet, Kanzi snaps twigs for a fire, lights them with a match and then roasts a marshmallow

Smarter than eBey!

gettsleazy

Ill never understand why the Monsters are so negative regarding Katy's singles when each and every time it bites them in the butt.

They should try being positive about Birthday and hope their Voodoo magic does the trick.

BoyOnBoy Wonder

"Get out of here geometry"