my mom:

"Keesha"
*Miley cyrus song plays*
"Is this katy perry?"
*Rihanna song plays*
Is this Lady Gag-ga?

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My mom still ask me if Gaga is a man

My mom hates most of the pop girls. She calls Miley "****tyy Cyrus" and calls gaga "Lady Gag Gag"

My dad is always asking me who's better Rihanna Or Beyonce, he stans for Bey lmao he tells me she looks like a goddess.

My aunt thought that Britney was on Timbaland's The Way I Are when it came on the radio.

My mom was surprised when she found out that Britney Spears was 27 after watching the Circus music video with me. She thought she was younger.

My parents thought that it was a man singing Womanizer when we heard it on the radio for the first time.

THIS

these stories

If I ask my dad who sings this song it's either Katy Perry or Esmée Denters
He's not serious most of the time I think tho

My parents don't really care. But once I was driving with my father in the car and he started singing "Womanizer".
And after I returned from the "Femme Fatale" tour he asked me if she performed "Lucky".

My mom changes the lyrics for songs all the time
... I still need time to think of one brb

My dad is getting good at guessing artists now though, like he notices Demi even though I have barely listened to ha. Neon Lights and Let it Go smashing here so I guess that's why but still. They pretty much all love the artists I love, my mom didn't even react that bad to the vomit performance when I explained what Millie does to her

At the BTWBall Gaga told the audience to sing along to Bad Romance and my father was like 'rah rah ka ka la ah, la la ooh ta ta ka gaga ga ga ga ah' I just told him to stop


Mother: 'I always confuse Miley Cyrus and Hanna Montana' (she thought they were 2 different people )
Father: 'Hows she called again..? Kesha Kardashian?'
Father: 'Ah I know this song! It's by... Rihanna, right?' - him whenever a new song is playing. Even if it's Madonna, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry he just thinks it's Rihanna.

Oh and today:
'One Direction, aren't those those junior song festival boys from Brabant? [a province in the South of the Netherlands]'

My mom thinks Avril Lavigne is the most famous popstar in the world because once when we went to an album store they had a poster for her and my mom thinks she hasn't released in 10 years.

My dad thinks that Katy Perry and Lady Gaga songs are all actually by Rihanna.

My Dad SHADES Jay-Z about his big lips but loves Beyonce because she's hot

I told my Mum I really wanna go to Jay and Bey on their tour if they come to Manchester and she was like "Why would anyone want to see that? It'd be the most boring thing ever! He'll just talk while she does her wailing"

She says Bey is fat and chunky as well.

She says Gaga looks better now she's fat and she had the body of a little boy before

And I won't tell you how much she shaded Bjork after I forced her to come see her live with me. LAWD.

My mom thinks Lorde is lying about her age and is in her mid 30's.

aren't u ?

Once Beyonce performed IIWAB on X Factor UK in 2008 and my dad said "She's good, she should win!"

My mum thought Beyonce was Mexican, when I told her that wasn't the case she asked me to find out what she uses to lighten her skin "because you need it"