Katy will end up like Madonna as she ages (without the legacy tho

), desperately clinging to a shred of relevancy by squirting all sorts of substances from her wrinkling breasts. She'll keep on trying to be fun, cute and lighthearted, but she will be resorted to describe her antics as ironic. There's nothing people like more than a middle-aged hasbeen prancing around in skirts and shaking pom-poms aggressively.