i also assumed oshiish was male woops

If you do not change your siggy I'm picking the weirdest Florida headline from Buzzfeed's list, driving down to Orlando T0NIGHT and doing whatever the headline says to you.

You're mean, she has cancer

Oh, Tom Ford's husband has cancer . I feel bad now.

To be fair they've stayed together a LONG TIME though.

I mean this isn't a Calvin Klein and his Sean Cody rentboys tea

Madge has great taste in the mens

I'm not even in Orlando right now muahahahaha

don't do MDN/A like that

Omg I hope he beats her like he beats all his women

We'll see if she likes having heavy objects thrown at her face

Girl, aren't you 13?

Yes, that's true.

Poor Arcade Fire

Naomi, could take him on. She's a tough woman.

Sorry sweetie, I like having T cells (and a face).

Sats boo, no.

and you know this.

Ozzy.