56. * iPhone 8 rings * “For the LAST time, Kelly, we are NOT getting back together.”
57. “And while you’re at it, tell what’s-her-face I’m STILL pissed she messed up the choreography at the Super Bowl.”
28. I wonder what I should bring to the Illuminati book club tonight? Maybe seven-layer dip?
29. Ugh, last time we had one Gwyneth brought the most disgusting vegan and gluten-free cupcakes.
30. I hate that GOOP ****.
31. My stomach had to consciously uncouple from one of those cupcakes after the party.
