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Help...I farted during a kiss!!!!!!!?
I was waiting around for a friend at school after gym class, and my crush happened to be there too. We started talking and he said that he'd always had a crush on me, and then he leaned in for a kiss. I was so happy and excited and I put my hands around his neck and started kissing him passionately. He put his hands on my lower back and started massaging my back as we kissed, while I caressed his neck, and I was really enjoying the makeout, and we were getting into a really good rhythm, when all of a sudden he grabbed hold of my butt with both hands and squeezed it!!!
What made it worse is that I was only wearing a leotard (for gym class), and it was 2 sizes too small for me cos I'd had to borrow my little sister's cos I couldn't find mine, so my butt was almost bare.
Anyway, I was so shocked at him grabbing my butt that I farted right on his hands!!!!! It was a really loud fart and it stank really bad. He looked disgusted, and stopped the kiss and said he had to be somewhere. Whenever I see him in the hallway he looks anyways.
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Poor thing. 
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woops