My soap opera would consist of a "wherewolf": part man, part wolf, who never knows where he is. He ends up in Iraq to find a beautiful lover. Will he ever find out where he is? Stay tuned!
Hey, I just woke up, that's all I've got in my mind right now.
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Originally posted by Shane!
a fat man goes on a business trip to toby, a remote south pacific island with 22 remaining inhabitants that speak the endangered language tobian. the land area of this island is lessening due to global warming. they feed the fat man very well throughout the 3 week business trip and in that time the polar ice caps are like BITCH IMMA MELT and 1/16th of them melt and the place where the airplane hangar was and where the plane landed is sunken underwater. they are to take a custom-made tobian banana boat made of real bananas and real wood and real rocks but he is too fat to board the boat because he won't fit and getting a custom boat made would be way too expensive and would cost at least 3 shiny rocks, the tobian currency, and fat man does not have that kind of money considering the currency exchange man was sleeping in the airplane when it sunk. nobody else knows the exchange rates and so now he has 2 days to lose weight or else he will never see his pet rabbit mushi and his son mushi jr again!
will he be THE BIGGEST LOSER?
you'll see next time on this show
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