Malcolm Tucker. I have to deal with a plethora of dumb ***** on a daily basis.

Buffy Anne Summers

Petyr/Littlefinger - Game of Thrones

Rust Cohle - True Detective

Agron - Spartacus

Ja'mie King

- Lana Winters
- Walter White
- Annie (From Community)
- Leslie Knope, April Ludgate, Ron Swanson.

Liz Lemon, the TV legend (I identify with Tina Fey's humor in general).
Olivia Pope (I don't identify with her profession [covering up scandals], field of work [politics], or affair[s], but her personality is amazing)
Sandra Oh's character in Grey's Anatomy.

Frank Underwood from House of Cards + the main guy from Archer.
Jenna Maroney ALSO! How could i forget.

April Ludgate from Parks and Rec.

Max Evans from Roswell I guess. My secret isn't that I'm an alien though.