ya, I remember little monsters saying that Applause didnt reach #1 on itunes because 'people are still at work' and then 'people are still asleep'

Watch people pull: "The video lasts 10 minutes!" in a near future.

"She was already succesful in the past!"
"The song where she's a featured is her song!"

This is the worst one

"It was big in the UK"

Gags fans before video release: YASSS SHES GOING TO DEMOLISH THE 24HR RECORD OMG MILEY AINT SAFE
Gaga fans after video release: Gaga doesn't care about the charts or music video views, she just does it for the fans. No one expected her to break any record anyway.