hilarious! my favorites:
"Yea, how about you don't scoot up crotch first to my table while im eating dinner?"
"At the end of the video, Madonna's frameldahyde begins to wear off!!"
"That crotch is half a century old"
"You know that your career has gone on too long when people ignore you, even after crashing a cadillac into their dinner table"
"The elderly love seniors day at the drug store"
"Look at me! Im 75 and do yoga, to save the world!"
"Hey kids! Grandmas hip too!"
"I wanna sharf all over this video, **** and barf at the same time"
"Someone, something, kill these two please!"
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