It was kind of awkward when they were moving her in the water, cuz everyone was standing still and they were just moving so slowly because... well... they're in water. I actually laughed out loud at that part.
So Gaga has fallen from grace and shot with a Prism-tipped (hihi) arrow. She crawls to the local chapter of the Illuminati, which apparently is run by the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with Andy Cohen as the man behind the curtain. There, she is subjected to a satanic rebirth ritual in the pool.
After her rebirth, she becomes "better than ever" and manages to release a video with good visuals and only kinda awkward choreography. This gives her the power to overthrow the illuminati and send an army of her yasss men out to conquer the world followed by 5 minutes of the best song of all time playing.
MANiCURE is truly the peak of the video though. Only Godga would expect her fans to make it nearly 8 minutes in before giving them the best part of the video
