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Remember ages ago when Lorde let her inner-fangirl slip into view when she was spotted at a One Direction concert in New Zealand? We sorta thought she was one of those people who goes for the ‘irony’ and only knows the words to the chorus of WMYB, but it turns out she might be a bigger Directioner than we thought...
A beady-eyed 1D fan with a strong knowledge of the lads’ past photoshoots spotted Lorde, the coolest of cool cucumbers, using a phone with what seems to be a Zayn Malik phonecase on it. Which if true, means that she is definitely one of us. Let’s examine the evidence like proper journos.
"Directioners" may clearly recall the rumoured diss the Grammy Award winning singer, Lorde, had for their beloved British boy band back in 2013. According to reports, the New Zealand called the boys "overrated" while some sources claim she had dubbed them "ugly."
Representatives of the singer had already slammed the reports claiming it was a fabricated story. Of course, this didn't stop "Directioners" from being equally mean to the singer. The fans of the boy band took to Twitter to send racist and hurtful tweets to Lorde about her boyfriend, James Lowe.
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/544279/20140321/lorde-zayn-malik-directioner-one-direction-phone.htm#.UyvUFK1dVK4
http://www.sugarscape.com/main-topic...amine-evidence
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/showbiz...e-competition/
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The fickle Directioners react:
"i think it's adorable how Lorde has a zayn phone case cos same"
"Lmfao @ Lorde telling that the boys aren't attractive yet she has a Zayn phone case"
"lorde went to a one direction concert, lorde used to have a zayn phone case, didn't lorde hate the boys??!?”
“Even lorde fancies zayn”
“Lorde’s phone case is a picture of Zayn! Lorde’s one of us? haha"
“LORDE’S PHONE CASE IS ZAYN MALIK IF THAT DOESN’T TELL YOU ZAYN IS SCULPTED AND MADE MY THE LORD HIMSELF I DON’T KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN” [sic]
“if i was famous i’d still have a zayn phone case and have zayn as my lockscreen i don’t blame her tbh”
"lorde's phone case is a picture of zayn
*bows down to queen bee*
*taps mic*
*points at lorde*
'she's one of us'"
"They should make a filter called zayn that would turn your picture from lorde to Beyoncé"
"Now I m not gonna hate Lorde or her Chinese Boyfriend since she is a Zayn girl too. We r Sisters honey"
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and that Kermit gif 
not me saw half of the tile and then ran thinking delusionally that she's really a lesbian and started imagining she and the Lord being together
