What is this clown's problem..?

I bet she smelled like ham in this photo.

@ the splotches of spraytan,

@ the glued-on drag queen make up,

@ her arrogantly paying homage to Lady Marmalade (but she's too fat & bloated to pull it off & instead looks like a cheap, 99 cent blow-up doll). Thank GOD the producers kicked her to the curb as they realized her hateful, bitter, irritating personality got under America's skin.
& of course to deal with getting BOOTED off the show the hippopotamus just chugged away the tears with alcohol:
