I whisper "#BuyApplauseoniTunes". Works every time.

imma hit defrost on you
let's get it blazing

I talk about the weather

But does the applause live for me?

Pretty much

Let me break the ice, allow me to get you right.

Next thing I know, we're BFFs!

I just kind of accidentally press against them, wink and whisper "Baby I can make you feel hot, hot, hot..." and then see where it goes from there.

I don't. The ice remains unbroken.

You know, I'd ask if heaven lost an angel, but I'm kind of hoping you're a ****.

I whisper in their ear, "It's been a while... I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting... But I'm here now..." then wink and walk away, sipping my Starbucks like I own the playground.

DAMNIT VESPERTINE.
I came here to say this.

You snooze you lose

same.

I came in here looking for potential ice breakers to help me with my crush. Instead, I found ways to creep him the f*** out and make sure he never comes near me again. Thanks ATRL.

My real intention was just this.