Trying so hard to resist the urge to deepthroat a Popsicle in public, but failing, so you do it anyways and many people end up staring at you... I've done this
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Originally posted by Latch
When your family asks if you have a girlfriend yet
When your dad is playing games and you can't upgrade to an iPhone and you see a fine man in public but you can't sneak a quick pic to the girls bc your phone is so old and useless and the camera is like half a megapixel
When your dad is playing games and you can't upgrade to an iPhone and you see a fine man in public but you can't sneak a quick pic to the girls bc your phone is so old and useless and the camera is like half a megapixel
Trying so hard to resist the urge to deepthroat a Popsicle in public, but failing, so you do it anyways and many people end up staring at you... I've done this
You sound desperate.
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The 'I know a gay friend, you would totally love him' and he turns out to be some trog-looking hoe.