Praying that when he pulls out, you haven't left him a little gift

this is soo true

All of these. These ugly ass ones thinking gays are blind to their ugliness and think people want to screw them. Girl no one wants you when you look like the bottom of my shoe.

Using an enema won't leave any surprises

You can't have an enema for breakfast, lunch, and dinner - can you?

When people confuse personal sexual and dating preferences with discrimination

Having to avoid waking anyone up when you're having a gay disco with just you and your iPod.

Tyler Oakley.

When a whole country has to decide whether you should have the right to marry with someone you love or no.

This is me.

When someone looks at your phone and they click on Grindr

"it's just for friendship"