I was sitting on this one bench thing that is placed at the edge of a hill. I sat on it and HUGE tree branch fell on it but luckily it wasnt strong enough to break the bench i was sitting on and didnt hit me or i will die or fall off the hill
I almost got kidnapped once.
But I just drove over some bushes and made it to the other lane so the jokes on them
A pedophile tried to kidnap me too once. But I had my bike with me and he was in his car. I knew not to trust strangers. He gave it his best shot though.