Meet the Zahoors. Mohammad: super-rich husband and patron.
Kamaliya: Ukraine's Lady Gaga-in-the-making.
His billions can buy champagne baths and his-and-her jets, but can cold cash really pay for pop superstardom?
"So tell me about the mission," I say.
"I call it 'Project Kamaliya'," Zahoor answers proudly. "The mission is to send Lady Gaga into early retirement."
"How much have you invested so far in Kamaliya's career?" I ask twice-married Zahoor, who owns the Kyiv Post newspaper.
They actually had their own TV show here in the UK for a while as part of a series about super-rich Russian billionaires coming to London to live lavish lifestyles