Demi: (Not Much of A) Lightweight
Give Your Heart a Break (From The Coke)
(Built Like A) Skyscraper
Selena: B.E.A.T(ing Justin off for a bottle of Smirnoff)
Falling Down (Too Turnt)
Undercover (Crossing the Border)

O M G

Avril Lavigne - Falling Fast (On The Charts)
Avril Lavigne - Let Me Go (Epic Records)
Avril Lavigne - Rock N Roll (Not)
Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending (And My Career's)
Avril Lavigne - He Wasn't (The Father)
Avril Lavigne - (Goodbye Career) Hello Heartache

She's my fave, not too hard on me now

Let It Go (Because The Hating Is Getting Really Old)

Your sig slays!

Yaaas Muse, Colplay, Lily and GAGA

Work Bitch, Please

The last one

Are you satisfied? (with my career)
Sky's the limit (on the bubbling under charts)

Blow (Off The Charts With At Least A Little Flare)
Stay (Because I Feel Like I Need You When Really I'm Just Filling A Non-Existent Void In My Life)
Gypsy (Even Though Half The Countries Mentioned Never Had Gypsies)
Call Me Maybe (I'm Just Kidding. Don't Call. That Number Is A Direct Line To An Alternate Universe. Sorry Wrong Number.)
I Knew You Were Trouble (In A C Minor And Then Drop "OHHHHHH")
We Are Young (While Marginalizing Youth Culture When We're In Our Twenties Easily)

Avril Lavigne - Not Enough (Sales)
Avril Lavigne - Stop Standing There (At #968)
Avril Lavigne - Remember When (I Was Relevant)
Avril Lavigne - Goodbye (Career)
Avril Lavigne - How Does It Feel (To Win A Grammy)
Avril Lavigne - Who Knows (When I'll Get Another Hit)
Avril Lavigne - Losing Grip (And Fans)
Avril Lavigne - Unwanted
Avril Lavigne - Forgotten

OMG her songs are so easy.

Work Bitch (cause im not gonna)
I Wanna Go (to Starbucks)
Why Should I Be Sad (I mean, my album didnt flop THAT bad)
Heaven on Earth (is what the Piece of Me Show is, buy tickets today on ticketmaster.com)
The Answer (to your problems is in Britney Jean, available on iTunes now)
(David is) Outrageous
Me Against the Music (murderer, Will.i.am)
Over To You Now (britney army, your turn to keep me relevant now)

You know what

Britney Spears - Me Against the Music Industry
Britney Spears - Everytime I Hype Yall For Something, Yall Will Be Disappointed
Britney Spears - Gimme More Cheetos and Fanta
Britney Spears - Break the Ice I'm Gonna Chew On It
Britney Spears - If You Seek Amy Winehouse You Won't Find Her Anymore

Katy Perry - Love Me, Little Monsters
Katy Perry - This Is How We Do Katy's Hair This Era
Katy Perry - Part of Me Want to Go Dark

Firework (And A Plastic Bag)
E.T. (EwTRL)
Last Friday Night (We Just Watched Movies, Wow So Hardcore)
The One That Got Away (With That Hideous Look *gasp*)