I didn't know my "blowjobs for Applause purchases" craigslist ad would go viral and make headlines at least Gaga got those 10 sales for sure

I did the first one as a joke back in August, screenshot it and posted it on Twitter and then so many people began re-posting it, and it made it to the news and several articles, and there was a thread on here but I was lurking at the time...

Vocabulary list for new Gaga threads:

- Gaga, please stop making it so hard to stan for you and defend you.

- Someone please take away her laptop.

- She's lost it.

- The fading is real.

Add your lines sistrens

That BJ for Applause fiasco You all better get your mouths ready if G.U.Y. flops, the queen won't tolerate another betrayal

- Will she ever top (insert any gaga hit single)?

- Will she ever get another Grammy?

- Will she ever release a music video again?

Did I see it right that Lady Gaga tweeted few hours ago "gaga"?

I already took one for the team to get Applause to platinum when the lashings were real on here

Who's gonna give it up for G.U.Y. to succeed?

- She's doing the most

- Why is she having a meltdown?

- So much for the so called queen of pop.

- It's hilarious to see her decline.

- Can she recover from this?

- Will the Monsters ever learn?

- Has Gaga the biggest decline in history?

- Is Gaga the joke of the entertaiment industry?

- Is Gaga a D celebrity now?

For the above list:

-Queen of irrelevancy
-Queen of ARTFLOP
-Flop of Pop
-Lady GoneGone
-Lady Irrelevant
-Gaga is unwelcome
-Someone fire her hairguy, her lacefront is a mess
-For the first time something of Gaga is bigger than something of Rihanna; her forehead
-She's over, no more (insert award) nominations for her

The haters are becoming too predictable... Wouldn't it be a blast if we all started making those comments before them?


Yep, she was searching herself on Twitter again

I can't.

When the album started to leak and we all were perched for that asian fan
When Gypsy leaked in super LQ
When G.U.Y leaked
When people were including Marry The Night in all download links
When people were pressed because of the Sexxx Dreams changes

That day

When are we expecting the GUY video to be dropped? Ha birthday?

We expect the G.U.Y. video to drop within 10 weeks, so if you can't behave probably sometime during (one of) your next (thread)bans

Welcome back, sistren

Why is this thread so dead?

Everyone was either banned or jumped ship