Tell us your embarrassing, funny, and outrageous drunk tales!

Once I had to pee and the line was long so I peed on the carpet and walked out of the house party...I didn't think to go outside

I don't remember them

Also the other night (according to Twitter) my friend drove me to Taco Bell and 5 minutes into the drive I said "I'm not gon lie I have no idea how I got into this car n----"

I was blackout and walked into someone else's apartment in the wrong building. They woke up at 5 am to me on their sofa. I don't even remember this, I only know because I almost got in a lot of trouble

I have too many ridiculous drunk stories. But one time I attented a motel party and was almost out of my drink, so, I was so drunk I just grabbed a bottle of cranberry in my trunk, mixed in the little grey goose I had left and started chugging. When I brought the container to a more well lit area, it was brought to my attention that there was stuff just floating around in the drink. It was some kind of bacteria/mold growth since the cranberry had been in my hot ass trunk for three months and I didn't think about that. The whole night at the motel I was just puking, but I still kept drinking and having a great old time because I wasn't about to be THAT gurl at the party. For all I knew I coulda been dying but I kept it cute.

I went to my first house party a few weeks ago and ended up spitting bread into a girl's hair and I spilled drink down myself and across the kitchen table.

I was so drunk my friend and i were throwing chex mix in each others mouths. Next thing I know a pretzel was stuck in my friends throat and he couldn't breathe. I got up to help him and slipped on beer from a beer pong game and hit my head. So everyone started to help me and i was like NO my friends chocking, help him! So two of my girl friends tried giving him the Heimlich at the same time... while another person called the police. It wasn't working so this other kid stuck his fingers down my friends throat and got the pretzel out. So now my friend is unconscious and the two girls dragged him into my car and we drove off cause the police were coming. Mean while I'm drunk and under 21. Long story short my friend survived and i later found out i had a concussion... i hope this summer doesn't get that crazy lol.

1.I punched a truck and got in a fight with a security ****ed him up, spent 12 hour in a probation center...

2.I got my eye brows shaved.

3.I had to change the spare tire while a cop watched.

4.I flipped the djs setup.

5. I was screaming "You go glenn coco" at my friends graduation and telling of people.

top 5 i think lol

I skinny dipped in a recent pool party

Me and my mates went to Lloret De Mar (Spain) and we went to this unlimited drink party. We ended up being drugged by the barkeeper. Me falling from the staircase first, I got outside and vomited against a souvenir shop. Like my vomit was dripping from these shirts it was a mess.. Eventually ended up on the beach, called the most sober friend and eventually all 5 of em came to the beach looking like the walkin dead. Like they were laying next to me, some vomiting blood. One friend got gay as **** so he started kissing me everywhere... But since I was out of the club first I threw up about everything in my stomach so I was feeling kind of sober again. I had to call the ambulance cuz my friends looked like they were dying. Ambulance came and i tried to explain them in my best english what was up. Obviously being drunk + talking a foreign language is pretty hard so they didn't understand. Then the Dutch neighbors of our apartment found us and they were all crying. Like they were sitting next to everybody pls don't die. In the mean time the ambulance left us for dead cuz they had more important things to take care of than some drunk teens. Like 5 min later I blacked out and hoursss later I woke up at the apartment in bed. Turns out one of my friends called a cab, dragged all the others into the van (with the help of those girls), and brought us home. He paid like 100 euros for the trip so he was kinda scammed

one time i was so drunk i danced to dirty love by kesha and then i fell on the edge of a fridge with my lip
i think i passed out for a few seconds and my friends wanted to call the ambulance because it was bleeding so much

We went back to the club the day after to tell them what happened and they were like; we're gonna send our guys to your apartment to steal all your stuff if we find out you went to the police.
I was fuming tbh but we just walked away... You just never know abroad....

I am ratchet and trashy as **** when I'm drunk. Like I have peed in elevators, on churches, in the middle of the dancefloor, in trashcans, in sinks, in everywhere. My life is just like an embarrassment whenever I'm drunken.

I went to the bathroom at this club and every cubicle was not available so I knocked on this cubicle and told him to get outta here cause I f*cking need a wee

i only got allergies from drinking some hard liquors

These stories making me eternally grateful in my decision to never touch alcohol. Dunno how people think it's fun.

It is fun though

These stories!