The Greeks brought homosexuality to Africa .

Gayness is inherent in all animals.

Well I'm not turning gay, so there's that.

This is actual news. It's been reported on the New York local news. Sorry Blatboy!

Uhhh

Don't even bother.

Hmmm… you live in Amsterdam. As far as I know, Amsterdam is full of Gays? Tell us , why aren't you Gay yet? Hmmm.. I guess those Gay spells over you ain't working then. How is it possible to turn someone Gay… do tell us how that works.

I've never met a gay person in my life..

Really? In Amsterdam I doubt it.

This is dumb. Wouldn't Obama be gay too then?

Girl, it's no use trying to fight Obama's influence. Not when he's got them demons on his side. Just give in!