Got something to hide Justin Bieber

he could just bail himself out he's a ****ing billionaire for christ's sake

Lolz, no one ever sees the worst case scenario first time. Plus, dude is a celebrity so...

This boy is a white male celebrity, he's not going to jail for 2 years.

He won't go to jail. If there was any chance they would actually give him jail time he would have accepted the plea deal.

He'll either get nothing or everything. The judge is gonna have a hard time finding an unbiased jury since essentially everyone can't stand him.

nnn;

Your avi reminded me that poor Fiona is going to jail too!!

He'll be OK. He has a black friend or two who will take the fall for him. Lil Za or the other Lil Something. Basically their purpose is to take the rap for his misdemeanors. They live at his mansion for free in exchange for spending some time at the Big House for him. #AmericanJustice.