I've Probably made and talked about alcohol and getting drunk way to much I might have a problem lol Anyways

As i sit here Sewing on the buttons to a shirt i ripped open while intoxicated i cracked up remembering the craziness of that night and many others. I feel like having a good laugh so would any one like to share some stories? I'll start

One Saturday a group of friends and myself went to the club and as we left a couple friends and myself included had to much to drink.
One of them said "with button up shirt the top 3 buttons have to be unbuttoned" and he proceeded to un button them.
It was freezing cold that night and i said "nope ur crazy it's to cold and i'm to drunk." as a proceeded to button them back.
He said "if you want to get laid tonight then unbutton them" as he unbuttoned them again.
I said "If you let me get laid i'll **** you myself cause i'm way to drunk" and buttoned them up. On the last one where he tried to unbuttoned them again
he said "you need to get laid you've been a big bitch lately" before he could touch a button i said "u want me naked then i'll get naked" as i went hulk on my shirt and a button hit another friend in her face before i got into my birthday suit they took me to the car and my friend apologized for making me rip my shirt he hasn't touched my buttons since

Spill it sistrens

I ended up stealing a car and getting arrested

what the. The whole story sis i need to read it

I was like 16, it was the birthday party of one of my father's friends
Me and a couple of friends got super drunk and all the cars parked on the street had the keys on, so we took one and drove around
we ended up crashing to a tree and the polce showed up
Our parents bailed us off tho and the guy never presse charged cause he was a family friend

When I lived in the dorms, I threw a littlw party in my dorm and we started playing drinking games like Kings and also Truth or dare. There was this girl named Chantel visiting from another college that night and she was having the best time drunk as f××k. After a while she runs to the bathroom to puke but she doesnt make it and pukes all over herself and her mini dress. Homegirl was DONE.

I put the girl in my shower so shw can wash up, and as she showered my friends and I go outside to smoke a blunt/cigs. We make our way back into my dorm hall and chill in the lobby. We all completely forgot about the girl in my shower.

We finally go back down to my dorm room and as we get closer we start.stepping into a huge puddle of water coming out of my shower. I run in and swing the shower door open and there we find Chantel completely passed out on the floor NAKED causing all the water to come out.
We all thought this girl was lying dead on the floor and we all started to panic. I kept thinking about how I was going to jail because it was my dorm. Luckily she was ALIVE so we carry her into my room to dress her and put her in bed, and as we walk in we realize my entire room is flooded. Then I noticed my neighbors dorm is flooded as well since there was water going under the door. I had to explain it all to my neighbor. I couldnt sleep all night because my nerves were out of control.

The next morning Chantel joins us at breakfast and acts as if she did not make a complete fool out of herself the night before.

That wilk forever be my favorite college memory

So I'm guessing ya'll are saints

I'll share another Story

I work at a bar/restaurant. The bartenders give me alcohol all the time but with out my boss knowing. Well the whole day he was basically shoving shots down my throat i had no problem sense i didn't drive at the time and i had planned to hang out with 4 other co-workers that day so i was going with them that night. I went in at 4 and i was tipsy by like 7 or 8 i had 3 hours left and he out of nowhere stopped giving me shots. At 11 i went to the kitchen got changed out my work clothes to go party. we went to there apartment and they said lets smoke some hooka. I thought it was just flavored because it tasted good but it ended up being weed and i got high. one of my co-workers wanted some cigs so we went to the 7-11 and he said i skipped the whole way when we got back they had four locos, Natural Lights, and a ton of rum. We played beer bong and i would always loose that day i had 2 four locos 5 beers all the shots i had gotten from the bartender and i was ****ed up they said i got on the table and tried belly dancing. The next morning i had to go into work early because the kitchen needed help and when i got there my boss said i was breading the raw fish i wanted to curl up in a ball and cry cause the whole time i wanted to throw up and as the other 4 were getting the restaurant ready to open they would walk in and laugh and say ur officially one of us

I had feelings for a guy and we were at this club and he started kissing another guy. I got jealous and flung a pint of water over him

I posted it in the other thread but I tried to fight my friend who had just had surgery and was in a wheelchair and was high on painkillers.

And another time a friend and I thought it would be a great idea to walk 2.5 miles to Taco Bell at 4 am(when it was closed). He was drunk as **** and was falling all over the place and fighting with a sword like we were in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

Pride was a mess two years ago. I literally drank from 10am-2am. literally every bar we went to I was making out with someone. Then like 7pm my was like his friend was coming. As soon as we shake hand with his friend we started making out it was a mess. Then like 10pm. His friend was like let's go get some air. We go to the alley behind the club. He's like "**** me" we are both naked outside. like 20 mins later someone yells from there balcony don't get any on my car. we get dressed go back to the club get kicked out for being to drunk went to dominoes.

what hap after?

I ran out the club in tears

what the ****

*unfollows on twitter*

nnn

Ok well mine are embarrassing. But heres one. I once got drunk with my friends, and I went streaking, and then they thought It would be funny to ditch me on the side of the road, so I was literally sitting on the curb, drunk and naked for like 10mins

i hope you done it to the beat

amazing


I just do really stupid **** when I'm drunk and knock things over, get kicked out etc